lice peeking (first posting)

dear diary,

My day began as the same as it would every other day, some nice beer. Then, I got some food out of the fridge and started munchin' on that. Then I was just chillin' untill some random kid named Noah, apperently underwood's oldest kid, came to talk to me about some mix-up with his dad. It was really really boring so I was half asleep until I had heard that his old man was locked up, that's gotta suck. Then the little runt went on about why underwood sunk a stinkin' boat and how Mr. Muleman was dumping... well, dump and pee into the ocean and saving some cash for his casino boat that shelly had worked at for a few years. His dad just "had" to do it i dont know why... he's probably in the stinkin' "save the whales" gruop or somethin' but he needed help with finishin' Dusty off. I told him I ain't doin' nothin' with that crazy man especially if it's gonna cost me my frredom. Then I thought, what's in it for me? He offered me his old dead messed up '97 Dodge pickup. That rusty old peice of crud wasn't worth bust him out and finishin dusty. I mean I could have made some money off of it but I figured I have my own car, life, and love, plus iv'e already done some bad things in my life. He kept on yappin' his mouth more but I wanted to stop paying attention and then he said, "I find out what we can offer". So I had to go with whatever my mind had to say at this point so I said... "Whatever", but since then that little annoying runt hasn't came around anymore.