Dear Diary,
if you have not known already I was sunk by some crazy kids dad, named Paine underwood. It's all becuase of Dusty Muleman (The person that owns me) was emptying all my waste from the toilets in me into the ocean illegally. And they shut down the beach just because of a little sewage. So Paine thought this was wrong so he sunk me to show Dusty that doing illegal things is wrong or something. And so he sunck me big time but I'm back up and running. But it sucks for Paine because he is in the slammer for sinking me and then his son wanted to help him prove his point. So the little stinker, made up this crazy scheme to prove that Dusty was guilty for committing illegal crimes.
But after all their stinking plan worked and now the business has been shut down and I don't know what is going to happen to me or what they are going to do with me. Dusty Muleman has been fined and I am just a pice of worthless dookie. I have no future, my life has been ruined by that messed up Paine Underwood and his son Noah.
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