Dear Diary,
My dad is home, we got the Coral Queen out of buisness for good, and we steered clear of the arsonist case. Right now nothing is better than living. Also I get to brag till the fat lady sings to Jasper all in his face! Now that my grandpa is home I can annoy him until my grandpa leaves. I don’t know why dad punched holes in the door, I didn't even know he could do that... I shouldn't argue with him anymore. Even though he was crazed with anger, he still shouldn’t have done it, well at least punch holes in the door. Now for 24/7 My sister just sits in her room with a mirror and stares at her perfect earrings like there is no tommorow but she does it every day. Plus the first thing she says in the morning is,” how do my earrings look?” GOD! It gets soooo annoying! But on the bright side mom has stopped yelling dad and there never mad at each other anymore. Also, Mom has given away the plaid suitcase. Shelly is also having a better life, I think. We don’t know what happened after Lice Peaking returned. Abbey and I have started to go fishing with dad again. The last time I went fishing I caught a six pound Mullet, it was awesome! Grandpa says that I will catch a bigger one sooner or later. I’m just hoping that he’s alive when I catch a bigger fish.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Coral Queen (Fith Posting)
Dear Diary,
if you have not known already I was sunk by some crazy kids dad, named Paine underwood. It's all becuase of Dusty Muleman (The person that owns me) was emptying all my waste from the toilets in me into the ocean illegally. And they shut down the beach just because of a little sewage. So Paine thought this was wrong so he sunk me to show Dusty that doing illegal things is wrong or something. And so he sunck me big time but I'm back up and running. But it sucks for Paine because he is in the slammer for sinking me and then his son wanted to help him prove his point. So the little stinker, made up this crazy scheme to prove that Dusty was guilty for committing illegal crimes.
But after all their stinking plan worked and now the business has been shut down and I don't know what is going to happen to me or what they are going to do with me. Dusty Muleman has been fined and I am just a pice of worthless dookie. I have no future, my life has been ruined by that messed up Paine Underwood and his son Noah.
if you have not known already I was sunk by some crazy kids dad, named Paine underwood. It's all becuase of Dusty Muleman (The person that owns me) was emptying all my waste from the toilets in me into the ocean illegally. And they shut down the beach just because of a little sewage. So Paine thought this was wrong so he sunk me to show Dusty that doing illegal things is wrong or something. And so he sunck me big time but I'm back up and running. But it sucks for Paine because he is in the slammer for sinking me and then his son wanted to help him prove his point. So the little stinker, made up this crazy scheme to prove that Dusty was guilty for committing illegal crimes.
But after all their stinking plan worked and now the business has been shut down and I don't know what is going to happen to me or what they are going to do with me. Dusty Muleman has been fined and I am just a pice of worthless dookie. I have no future, my life has been ruined by that messed up Paine Underwood and his son Noah.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Shelly (fourth posting)
I was the fiance of a boat captain, then I ran off with his first mate. But Dusty's a jerk and so is his little annoying son, besides no matter how stupid and smelly Lice is I love him. And Dusty killed Lice, so now I'm gonna kill him. No matter what I'm gonna get him for getting my man. Fool was dumb enough to invite me back onto his floating turd dumping boat.
So this idea the kid worked up might work, all the dye is in the poop, everything is the way it should be. The people didn't even notice the kid running through the room they were so busy losing their money. Still I had to go to the bathroom like SEVEN times, that's a long way for a lazy chick like me to walk.
Ah man! Billy Babcock gave me a ten dollar tip... but how am I gonna get him to stay away from the Coast Guard for just one little day!?
So this idea the kid worked up might work, all the dye is in the poop, everything is the way it should be. The people didn't even notice the kid running through the room they were so busy losing their money. Still I had to go to the bathroom like SEVEN times, that's a long way for a lazy chick like me to walk.
Ah man! Billy Babcock gave me a ten dollar tip... but how am I gonna get him to stay away from the Coast Guard for just one little day!?
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Abbey (third posting)
Dear Diary,
I am so angry! I think of the best plan in the world to catch Dusty in action of his dumping, and I totally screw it up! All that happened was my dad was released out of jail, but the only reason was that dusty didn't want everyone to find out about dusty was dumping the toilet sewage from the Coral Queen. So when he was released Dusty made my dad take anger management classes and to not talk about his boat ever again to anyone. And to really make sure he doesn’t ruin dusty's plan, he made him wear an ankle bracelet for house arrest. So Dusty tricked the cops into house arresting my dad. Now we have to figure out where Lice Peeking is do he can help us, how to catch Dusty so we can stop his dumping once and for all, and how to keep mom from divorcing dad. Well I had to expose dusty so I had escaped from my room and climbed up onto a roosting site to take a video of Dusty dumping his waste. The only problem was that it was 1:30 in the morning and I didn’t tell my parents I was gone. I learned they came searching for me and I got in big trouble when they found me and we all went to sleep.
I am so angry! I think of the best plan in the world to catch Dusty in action of his dumping, and I totally screw it up! All that happened was my dad was released out of jail, but the only reason was that dusty didn't want everyone to find out about dusty was dumping the toilet sewage from the Coral Queen. So when he was released Dusty made my dad take anger management classes and to not talk about his boat ever again to anyone. And to really make sure he doesn’t ruin dusty's plan, he made him wear an ankle bracelet for house arrest. So Dusty tricked the cops into house arresting my dad. Now we have to figure out where Lice Peeking is do he can help us, how to catch Dusty so we can stop his dumping once and for all, and how to keep mom from divorcing dad. Well I had to expose dusty so I had escaped from my room and climbed up onto a roosting site to take a video of Dusty dumping his waste. The only problem was that it was 1:30 in the morning and I didn’t tell my parents I was gone. I learned they came searching for me and I got in big trouble when they found me and we all went to sleep.
Monday, May 26, 2008
paine underwood (second posting)
Dear Diary,
Being in the big house isn't as bad as I thought, though its not much of a jail. I'ts kinda a break from things but less happy. But it's still hard to be away from Noah and everyone at home. I hope they're doing fine. Noah didn't say anything was bothering him but I think something is up with him.
I know Donna wants to bail me out, but I need to be here and stand up for what I believe in. Dusty is dumping the sewage into the water. Even thought he's already gotten himself back on his feet and open for business again, I'm glad that I am very satisfied of what i did he did something bad and I got back at him... it's simple karma. That boat was pretty difficult to sink, I felt proud sitting there drinking a root beer and watching it make it's way to the bottom.
But the animals needed me to stand up for them, and so did the kids. It's not just gross it's dangerous for everyone. Every thing was fine until the coral queen came on by. I'm going to stop Dusty no matter what, I just hope Lice will help. iv'e offered him big time with some stuff but he's not taking the offer so i hope the money or the skiff is enough to pay him. After all it's all I have that i dont want or that i will give right now.
Being in the big house isn't as bad as I thought, though its not much of a jail. I'ts kinda a break from things but less happy. But it's still hard to be away from Noah and everyone at home. I hope they're doing fine. Noah didn't say anything was bothering him but I think something is up with him.
I know Donna wants to bail me out, but I need to be here and stand up for what I believe in. Dusty is dumping the sewage into the water. Even thought he's already gotten himself back on his feet and open for business again, I'm glad that I am very satisfied of what i did he did something bad and I got back at him... it's simple karma. That boat was pretty difficult to sink, I felt proud sitting there drinking a root beer and watching it make it's way to the bottom.
But the animals needed me to stand up for them, and so did the kids. It's not just gross it's dangerous for everyone. Every thing was fine until the coral queen came on by. I'm going to stop Dusty no matter what, I just hope Lice will help. iv'e offered him big time with some stuff but he's not taking the offer so i hope the money or the skiff is enough to pay him. After all it's all I have that i dont want or that i will give right now.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
lice peeking (first posting)
dear diary,
My day began as the same as it would every other day, some nice beer. Then, I got some food out of the fridge and started munchin' on that. Then I was just chillin' untill some random kid named Noah, apperently underwood's oldest kid, came to talk to me about some mix-up with his dad. It was really really boring so I was half asleep until I had heard that his old man was locked up, that's gotta suck. Then the little runt went on about why underwood sunk a stinkin' boat and how Mr. Muleman was dumping... well, dump and pee into the ocean and saving some cash for his casino boat that shelly had worked at for a few years. His dad just "had" to do it i dont know why... he's probably in the stinkin' "save the whales" gruop or somethin' but he needed help with finishin' Dusty off. I told him I ain't doin' nothin' with that crazy man especially if it's gonna cost me my frredom. Then I thought, what's in it for me? He offered me his old dead messed up '97 Dodge pickup. That rusty old peice of crud wasn't worth bust him out and finishin dusty. I mean I could have made some money off of it but I figured I have my own car, life, and love, plus iv'e already done some bad things in my life. He kept on yappin' his mouth more but I wanted to stop paying attention and then he said, "I find out what we can offer". So I had to go with whatever my mind had to say at this point so I said... "Whatever", but since then that little annoying runt hasn't came around anymore.
My day began as the same as it would every other day, some nice beer. Then, I got some food out of the fridge and started munchin' on that. Then I was just chillin' untill some random kid named Noah, apperently underwood's oldest kid, came to talk to me about some mix-up with his dad. It was really really boring so I was half asleep until I had heard that his old man was locked up, that's gotta suck. Then the little runt went on about why underwood sunk a stinkin' boat and how Mr. Muleman was dumping... well, dump and pee into the ocean and saving some cash for his casino boat that shelly had worked at for a few years. His dad just "had" to do it i dont know why... he's probably in the stinkin' "save the whales" gruop or somethin' but he needed help with finishin' Dusty off. I told him I ain't doin' nothin' with that crazy man especially if it's gonna cost me my frredom. Then I thought, what's in it for me? He offered me his old dead messed up '97 Dodge pickup. That rusty old peice of crud wasn't worth bust him out and finishin dusty. I mean I could have made some money off of it but I figured I have my own car, life, and love, plus iv'e already done some bad things in my life. He kept on yappin' his mouth more but I wanted to stop paying attention and then he said, "I find out what we can offer". So I had to go with whatever my mind had to say at this point so I said... "Whatever", but since then that little annoying runt hasn't came around anymore.
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